[ That attention feels good. Addictive. One leg is crossed oh so casually over the other. He wants to drag this out a little, savor the electric feeling. The wandering fingers slip over his stomach. ]

For once I didn’t just skip breakfast because I was in a hurry. I’m pretty sure if I even had an apple I wouldn’t be able to fit in it.

[ Exaggeration, of course, but it should give some illustration of how well it fits him. How well House knows the shape of his body. ]

I’m surprised you could guess so accurately. You haven’t really seen it all in awhile.

[ Since the toga party, which may as well have been a millennia ago. ]

I guess since you’re so scientifically curious, you could feel it through the uniform if you want. Just don’t wrinkle it. I do have work to do, after all.