Kyle! We're steering this conversation back to you and your boyfriend right now!
Go plan a cute date with him or something!
[ Not that he's really ... gone on a date with his. They just kind of started being intimate and then spending most of their time together. Dates seemed too formal for their arrangement. ]
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i know whatever sollux's situation is, it's not human. like we're not even close to that yet if we ever are but i'm trying to like think ahead.
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There was this one comedy horror movie where a lady had teeth down there.
[ Leave it to Junpei to be able to steer even this conversation into his nerdy obsession. ]
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well. i have a great pain tolerance.
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But as your friend, while I don’t especially want to discuss your penis, I also can’t say I want it to be chewed up.
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oh dude actually speaking of penises... i guess none of you are circumcised?
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anyway. just checking that you don't have advice.
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It’s not like I’m an expert. I’ve only had three guys ever. I’m sure you two will be just fine. Worst case scenario you’ll just have to get creative.
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you've probably boned more in the past 2 months than i have my whole life, dude.
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Go plan a cute date with him or something!
[ Not that he's really ... gone on a date with his. They just kind of started being intimate and then spending most of their time together. Dates seemed too formal for their arrangement. ]
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what the fuck is a good date?
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wait, movies count! so there you go, you totally have.
maybe we'll go apple picking.
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That's adorable.
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right? i went with kurt and it was fun. do you know kurt? you gotta meet if not. they're so cool.
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No. I don't know them. Have they been here long?
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no, not very long. but i think you guys would get along really well.
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