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because one of them is a familiar and the other is a mystery.

i was just wondering how you handled it if so!

I can’t believe I’m telling you this.

Choso’s is a regular human one, it’s just exceptionally large. That’s not me trying to brag or anything dumb like that. It’s just the truth.

Natsume’s is barbed.

I handle them just fine. And that’s all I’m telling you.

[ He types just as he moves the wrong way and a sharp bit of pain shoots through him, making him wince. He handles them just fine … most of the time. ]

that makes sense. choso is huge and nat is a cat.

i know whatever sollux's situation is, it's not human. like we're not even close to that yet if we ever are but i'm trying to like think ahead.

It really could be anything.

There was this one comedy horror movie where a lady had teeth down there.

[ Leave it to Junpei to be able to steer even this conversation into his nerdy obsession. ]

i didn't see any teeth but i guess they would be internal, yeah.

well. i have a great pain tolerance.

Well nobody can say you’re not dedicated.

But as your friend, while I don’t especially want to discuss your penis, I also can’t say I want it to be chewed up.

thanks.

oh dude actually speaking of penises... i guess none of you are circumcised?

No. What does that matter?

oh, it doesn't. but i bet the vast majority of folkmore isn't. huh.

anyway. just checking that you don't have advice.

It’s not as common in Japan.

It’s not like I’m an expert. I’ve only had three guys ever. I’m sure you two will be just fine. Worst case scenario you’ll just have to get creative.

yeah makes sense.

you've probably boned more in the past 2 months than i have my whole life, dude.

Kyle! We're steering this conversation back to you and your boyfriend right now!

Go plan a cute date with him or something!

[ Not that he's really ... gone on a date with his. They just kind of started being intimate and then spending most of their time together. Dates seemed too formal for their arrangement. ]