I bet he's telling someone else about his hot new boyfriend right now. Just like you are. And is just as nervous.
But it's not like I knew what to do either. It all just kind of worked out. You just go with what your heart tells you. I know that sounds corny and dumb, but it's just how it's been.
Choso’s is a regular human one, it’s just exceptionally large. That’s not me trying to brag or anything dumb like that. It’s just the truth.
Natsume’s is barbed.
I handle them just fine. And that’s all I’m telling you.
[ He types just as he moves the wrong way and a sharp bit of pain shoots through him, making him wince. He handles them just fine … most of the time. ]
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[ He ought to know. ]
But I think he's the lucky one. You'll be a wonderful boyfriend. He'll always feel loved and important. I'm sure of it.
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i'm sorry i've just never actually had a boyfriend. i don't know what to do that won't be horrifically disappointing. never even MIND any sex stuff.
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But it's not like I knew what to do either. It all just kind of worked out. You just go with what your heart tells you. I know that sounds corny and dumb, but it's just how it's been.
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i think he needs more friends. he's really shy.
yeah and you got TWO boyfriends.
uhm so
are they both human in the junk area?
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i was just wondering how you handled it if so!
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Choso’s is a regular human one, it’s just exceptionally large. That’s not me trying to brag or anything dumb like that. It’s just the truth.
Natsume’s is barbed.
I handle them just fine. And that’s all I’m telling you.
[ He types just as he moves the wrong way and a sharp bit of pain shoots through him, making him wince. He handles them just fine … most of the time. ]
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i know whatever sollux's situation is, it's not human. like we're not even close to that yet if we ever are but i'm trying to like think ahead.
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There was this one comedy horror movie where a lady had teeth down there.
[ Leave it to Junpei to be able to steer even this conversation into his nerdy obsession. ]
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well. i have a great pain tolerance.
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But as your friend, while I don’t especially want to discuss your penis, I also can’t say I want it to be chewed up.
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oh dude actually speaking of penises... i guess none of you are circumcised?
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anyway. just checking that you don't have advice.
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It’s not like I’m an expert. I’ve only had three guys ever. I’m sure you two will be just fine. Worst case scenario you’ll just have to get creative.
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you've probably boned more in the past 2 months than i have my whole life, dude.
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except maybe choso.
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… we’re not talking about this anymore.
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that's hot.
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