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[moondregs]

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[kyley_b]

i made a move! and i didn't get knocked back!

[Kyle... make sense.]

[moondregs]

Are you playing a game or something?

[kyley_b]

no! no, i kissed him!

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!

[moondregs]

Really?!

[ … are tears welling up in the corners of his eyes??? Geez. ]

I knew it. I knew you’d find someone too Kyle. You’re too amazing not to. I’m so happy.

[kyley_b]

i can't believe i did it i've been trying for months


oh i have wings btw

[moondregs]

It just needed time.

See? Something much cooler than rabbit ears.

[kyley_b]

yeah. thank you for believing in me.

they only showed up when we kissed. like the second our lips touched, it was just this whoosh of feathers.

they're gone again but like they were THERE, i know i can get them back.

[moondregs]

Remember that next time you doubt me, okay?

Kiss based appendages. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than having them all the time.

[kyley_b]

i will.

i'm kinda hoping not only making out activates them. that would be really inconvenient.

[moondregs]

But kind of funny.

I'm just so excited! This is great! We have to meet up.

Sometime that's not now. But soon.

[kyley_b]

lol yeah

yes! you need to meet him! he's sooooooo gorgeous dude. his fangs might have grown back by the time we can all chill together.

[moondregs]

Is he a vampire? Or a Familiar?

[kyley_b]

a familiar, but all his familiar stuff is bee stuff. no, he has fangs and horns because he's a troll. but not a dnd one, an alien one.

i think i must be an alien magnet, i've met so many.

anyway they give him a lisp and it's so. fucking. cute.

[moondregs]

You're cute! You're so smitten, it's adorable! Totally grossly in love!

[kyley_b]

stfu i am NOT.

junpei. junpei tho seriosuly. look at him he's so beautiful. i'm so lucky.

he smells like honey.

[moondregs]

Haha, you've got it bad, Kyle.

[ He ought to know. ]

But I think he's the lucky one. You'll be a wonderful boyfriend. He'll always feel loved and important. I'm sure of it.

[kyley_b]

god i hope so.

i'm sorry i've just never actually had a boyfriend. i don't know what to do that won't be horrifically disappointing. never even MIND any sex stuff.

[moondregs]

I bet he's telling someone else about his hot new boyfriend right now. Just like you are. And is just as nervous.

But it's not like I knew what to do either. It all just kind of worked out. You just go with what your heart tells you. I know that sounds corny and dumb, but it's just how it's been.

[kyley_b]

maybe.
i think he needs more friends. he's really shy.

yeah and you got TWO boyfriends.
uhm so
are they both human in the junk area?

[moondregs]

Why are we suddenly talking about my boyfriend's genitals?!

[kyley_b]

because one of them is a familiar and the other is a mystery.

i was just wondering how you handled it if so!

[moondregs]

I can’t believe I’m telling you this.

Choso’s is a regular human one, it’s just exceptionally large. That’s not me trying to brag or anything dumb like that. It’s just the truth.

Natsume’s is barbed.

I handle them just fine. And that’s all I’m telling you.

[ He types just as he moves the wrong way and a sharp bit of pain shoots through him, making him wince. He handles them just fine … most of the time. ]

[kyley_b]

that makes sense. choso is huge and nat is a cat.

i know whatever sollux's situation is, it's not human. like we're not even close to that yet if we ever are but i'm trying to like think ahead.

[moondregs]

Wait why did you assume I take them? Maybe they take me!

[kyley_b]

i assume you all take turns!

except maybe choso.